notanotherteenwolfpodcast:

@johngreenwritesbooks Just hanging out.

takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

fartgallery:

we must save the whales because without them we become one step closer to being the fattest species alive

clannyphantom:

there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

• Unit 00
• Unit 01
• Unit 02

mistakenbyloves:

whoredinarygirl:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

if you drag the download link thing and the image drags, it’s fake.
if it doesn’t drag, it’s real

i like u

harryspankme:

this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you